Holographic Disco Ball F*cking Dance XL Hand Fan

You're Not Here to Stand Still

It flashes like a disco ball under lasers, which is precisely the correct amount of subtlety for wherever you are taking it.

Built for the drop

Mirrored holographic disco ball print that catches every light in the room. It says f*cking dance, and it means it about you as much as anybody else.

Big air for a packed floor

The XL runs 26 inches open and 13 closed, which is the span you want once the bass has raised the room ten degrees. Bamboo frame with holographic fabric.

It arrives stiff. Give it a minute.

Holographic fans come out of the pouch tight. That is the material behaving normally. Work it open and shut a few times before you leave the house and it will move freely all night.

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Your weekend has an afters. EDM festivals. Raves. Clubs. Concerts. Pride. The three in the morning stretch where everybody else has given up and gone to look at their phone.

Velvet pouch included.