What the F*ck? Hand Fan

It Asks the Obvious Question

It is too hot, the patio is packed, and everybody in the room is thinking the same three words. You simply got there first, and in a much larger font.

The loudest color we make

Bright orange with blue lettering on natural wood ribs. There is no discreet way to open this one, and that is precisely the service it provides. Some days you do not want to be subtle. You want to be understood immediately and without follow-up questions.

Small enough to always have on you

16.5 inches open, 9 closed. Purse, car door, beach bag, festival kit. It travels well and it ruins nobody's day except the person who had it coming.

The materials, plainly

FSC certified wood, 75% recycled cotton and polyester.

Add to Cart If...

You have run out of polite responses. Hot flashes, packed patios, festivals, Pride and brunch. Family group chats. Any moment far too hot to explain yourself in full sentences.

Velvet pouch included.